Not gonna happen. Especially if you keep going back for extra helpings of potatoes and bread!
But I was interrupted by one of my girls saying, "Lose? I need to gain ten pounds!"
When was the last time you heard a middle school girl say that!!
Each day at camp I get to pass out mail to all of my students who receive it. Yesterday, one of my girls was making grumpy noises while reading a letter from her older brother. She finished by letting out a loud sound of exasperation, saying, "OH! My brother!"
Um, everything okay?
"He's using MY bathroom! He's using MY hairbrush!" She paused a millisecond before adding, "Oh, and his one piece of advice to me...'don't fart in your cabin'! Seriously!!"