Before I continue, let me just offer my sincerest thanks to all the parents who helped provide my students with a lovely breakfast before leaving this morning. It was so greatly appreciated! And yummy!!
Many thanks also to everyone who helped load all of our gear onto the bus. I couldn't have done it without you! Goodness knows the kids were far too excited to do something as mundane as to make sure their toothbrushes and underwear made it onto the bus.
There were a few tears as we left school this morning, but I promise...you'll be fine, parents! Your kids are having a fabulous time already. Everyone is safe, happy, and healthy!
I know you're probably all dying to know about the bus ride. Let me just put it to you this way: if you are at all sensitive to noises, a school bus filled with 35 screaming adolescents is not the place for you! Of course, I'm not sure it's the place for me either, but such is my fate. [There'd better be a chocolate-filled room in heaven waiting for me, I tell ya!]
Before we had even left the school parking lot, the singing began. I pushed the pause button for a moment and told the kids, "I know you have an entire playlist selected for this morning, but let's try and keep the volume down a bit. We don't want to scare our bus driver! Carry on." And with that, the singing began again with renewed vigor.
Not to be outdone, our bus driver Brendan turned the radio on full blast! And with speakers throughout the bus, the kids could all hear it. So, they started singing along with the songs they heard on the radio...NOT "The Wheels on the Bus," "99 Bottles," or the dreaded "Scooby Dooby Doo."
Things were fairly calm for awhile...and by "calm" I mean I wasn't pulling out the earplugs yet. How Matthew could read, and Jason S. and Christopher could nap during all of that was quite beyond me. But, about thirty minutes into our trip, we passed Six Flags. That got everyone's attention!
"Oh! Miss McMillan!! Can we stop?!?"
Sure. Shall I call Camp Caritas and tell them we're not coming?
"Oh. Never mind."
We drove past a lot of beautiful countryside yesterday. Perhaps I should qualify "beautiful." I mean "beautiful" to the eyes...not necessarily the nose! I'm not sure why someone yelled out, "It smells like dog food!" I'm really not sure why someone else responded with, "It smells like Mac 'n Cheese!" Perhaps somebody's mom or dad needs to take a cooking class because I can assure you it most definitely did not smell like anything edible!
Prior to arriving at the aromatically-challenging part of our drive, Jason B. yelled out, rather excitedly, "It's a cow!!!" This, of course, led to thirty-four other students calling out, in unison, "Mooooo!!!"
We interrupt this blog post for a brief musical interlude.
I'll admit that I'm not very happy that I've reached the age in life where I don't know every song on the radio, so I had to ask for song titles a few times. But at least now I know what to add to my iTunes wish list. I did recognize a few songs...but they were from the 1980s and 1990s. Songs like:
- Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran
- (Still Haven't Found) What I'm Looking For by U2
- Hurt So Good by John Cougar Mellencamp
In case you're wondering, I don't believe I was the only one singing along to those songs! I'm not sure that makes me feel any better, though. The kids probably heard them on an "oldies" station. Yikes!
Two of the songs that proved to be popular for singing along with (and dancing to) were:
- Rolling in the Deep by Adele
- California Girls by Katy Perry
And, yes, I had to ask for help with the titles of those two. This did not help with my coolness rating.
The windows of the bus were open for quite a long time, making the ride a bit chilly for some. When I noticed two girls were asking the boys in front of them to close their windows, I assumed it was because they were cold. Silly me! They were worried about their hair! They didn't want to look windblown when they got to camp.
I wanted to say, "Just put a hat on your head. You'll be fine!" But my coolness factor had already taken a serious enough hit for one day.
Part of the entertainment on the bus was watching Luke transform himself from mild-mannered Renaissance man to superhero rapper, complete with cape! (Ok, it was really just his sweatshirt, but he's rapped it around his neck so that it hung down his back. If it looks like a cape and quacks like a cape...)
He was rapping so long and so loud that at one point I could swear it sounded like he was losing his voice. Dude! Pace yourself! Especially if you're going to continue to make these songs up as you go...we want to be able to hear them all.
Somewhere along the line, Colby asked me, "Miss McMillan, are we worse than last year's class?" He seemed so disappointed when I responded, "Not even close!"
What was I thinking!
Shortly after that, Robert started singing "Lean on Me" by himself. Within moments, the entire bus was singing it...with gusto! When they tired of that one, somebody started singing "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot." Talk about a change of pace!
Before I sign off for today, let me ask you to think about this: How many different ways are there to ask "Are we there yet?" Because I'm sure I've heard them all!